Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but... I guess normalcy isn't really our style.

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Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.

Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.

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Juno MacGuff: Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know …infants.

In Juno